- me: mom i-
- mom: quit bitching and shut up
its weird how google became a synonym for search
Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
(Source: guccigoggles)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me
